To the dismay of event organizers, this years lantern festival was haunted by the presence of a demonic man sporting blue bunny ears. Local police have dubbed him the "Chubby Bunny".
He has often been spotted carrying a trident and sneering at on-lookers...
I think it's safe to say that the creator of this lantern has a great deal to learn about the fine sport of surfing...or, as Amy says, "Every surfers dream- to slide down the back side of a wave..."
Sorry China! We realize that you want Taiwan to be part of your massive and quite frankly frightening police state, but as you can see here, Taiwan is pictured in green and China in red, indicating that they are, in fact, different countries. And the lantern's already been made. So let's not make a big fuss about it and just keep things the way they are, shall we?
Who hasn't had the inexplicable urge to suck the teat of a alarmingly obese plastic Taiwanese bovine friend? REFRESHING!I must thank Jody for the incredible placement of the camera on this one. That cow was actually MASSIVE.
Yes there was actually a glowing fetus in that belly- too bad the camera didn't pick up that detail!Accidently posted this twice and can't figure out how to delete it...
